Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Feeding My Seeds

Things I must remember to teach my children:

Talk to the "little people."
Always lather off the top layer of soap before you start washing. Think about the last body part you washed in previous shower and the first body part you'll wash in your current shower. This does not apply when using body wash.
Tie your shoes tight when playing sports.
Think first, speak second.
Do something tangible.
Listen.
Do not share food, utensils or cups.
The 10 second rule does not apply unless you 1. Rinse off the food in question. 2.
Say, "God kiss it, devil miss it." 3. Never applies to gum.
Fish is a meat. As are eggs.
Never accept inferiority. Don't settle.
Reading is better than television.
Help people.
People > money.
Quality of life > things.
Towels can be used more than once.
Stretch.
Smile.
Write down your thoughts and date them. It will make sense later.
Never shake hands in the bathroom.

Hopefully I'll periodically add to these thoughts and look back on them when I need them.